Saturday, July 18
Francesca, Yasmine, and I went to Naples for the next two
days. We opted for a very cheap train ticket and got what we paid for: a
horribly crowded, hot, late, slow, smelly, rambunctious train. It felt great to
get off of it! However, our first greeting from Napoli was not much better. The
streets are disgusting and felt uncomfortably unknown. We found our bed and
breakfast because someone came out to greet us. When we entered through the
creepy gate and followed the guy, I have to say it was a little sketchy. But
after climbing a few flights of stairs and being shown to our room it felt much
better.
We walked along the nasty streets for awhile, headed toward
the Teatro San Carlo, the oldest opera house in Europe. We planned to get lunch
on the way and go to the beach after. We did find a very nice, cheap pizzeria
where we had delicious Neapolitan pizza just the way you would expect it! We
kept walking for quite awhile and then found the opera house. For five euro, we
got a nice tour of the opera house, mostly discussing the fancy boxes where the
richest families sat. I did get a peek into the pit, where I saw scores for La
Boheme! We ran into a couple from Russia, Roman and Julia, who seemed very
excited about us. Our first encounter was when they asked me if I was Russian,
saying I look Russian. That’s kind of cool! But then I found out the man was a
music teacher, and my roommates got along with them well too! We all left the
tour together and they took us to Piazza Plebliscito. Here, the famous thing to
do is walk across the piazza blindfolded and try to walk between two giant
bronze horse statues. They are pretty far apart and it seems like anyone would
be able to do it, but no one actually can. Julia was so excited to help us try
it! We used my towel because it was the best option we had for a blindfold. I
completely veered to the right and was nowhere near the horses when I stopped.
It was kind of hilarious. We said goodbye to our new Russian friends and
continued walking along the coast in hopes of a beach.
The view on the coast was beautiful and turned into a very
nice path. The rumors about PDA in Naples are true! We probably saw at least
ten different couples making out full-on in public. (There was even one in the
previous opera tour – DURING the tour!) We began to see the nicer part of
Naples, but when we did find a beach, it was terrible. Before we found it we
discussed whether it would be nice or not. Yasmine said, “We probably don’t
want to go to a public beach. Private ones are way better.” To which Francesca
and I replied, “How bad can it be? Can there really be a bad beach?” Yes, there
can. And we couldn’t find a private one. I think the beach was 75% sand and 25%
cigarette butts. It was also full of shameless people of all shapes and sizes
in very skimpy suits, which was fine! But also plenty of angry yelling mothers
and angry yelling seagulls. We laid out to get some sun, but mostly just got
some sand. Francesca and I went to get in the water, but realized it was mostly
trash in this particular swimming area. There was a beautiful line of rocks
that we climbed to see if we could jump in the water instead of wade through
the trash. But this was, as I expected, a little scary. We did see some cool
mussels and barnacles though! After one more attempt and going in the swimming
area, we got about knee deep and just looked around for awhile. This was
interrupted by bird poop, just barely missing Francesca’s face. From my
peripheral view it looked like she had thrown up in the water. Fortunately not
throw up. Unfortunately bird poop. Luckily it just barely missed her face, but
we took it as a sign to get out. (Yasmine was smart enough to not even attempt
going in the water.)
We then had a wonderful dinner at Sorbillo Pizza! We had
decided that we would eat pizza the whole time in Naples. This pizza was the
best! We got one that was pesto, tomato, and cheese and another that featured
small yellow tomatoes. Yum! I splurged and got chocolate mousse for dessert,
which was incredibly worth it. After this, we walked for about an hour back to
our accommodation and zonked out after attempting to rid our hair of sand in
the shower.
The next morning we visited Napoli’s Duomo, which was
beautiful of course. Although, I wasn’t very impressed with the electronic
candles, complete with little engravings to look like wax in the plastic. While
were there a mass started with hymns in Latin. As much as I appreciate this, we
felt so awkward that we had just been taking so many pictures that we got out
quickly. Our next stop was a contemporary art museum, the MADRE. Some of it was
really cool while other exhibits were disturbing and odd. For the most part, it
was a good experience. We roamed the streets until we found our next stop: Napoli
Sottoranea, an underground tour of old ruins, location of WWII bunkers, and a
Roman theatre. Waiting for the tour to start, we noticed several people smoking
right next to no smoking signs, inside! We also started about ten minutes late.
Ah, stereotypes.
Our tour guide was Scottish and hilarious! Parts of the tour
were through tiny tunnels that hugged all of our hips. One section including
each of us carrying candles through the tunnels and viewing the underground
water system via candlelight. I have to admit that while walking through the
tiny tunnel with candles I had to keep myself calm and wonder whether this
situation would meet health and security regulations. It was fun though! I
always used to daydream about walking through an underground tunnel with a
candle. Seriously, if I was ten I would have been even more thrilled.
After this tour, we headed to an outdoor seating area to
take a break. I went in a little shop where we had bought water before to buy
another bottle. (I hate bottled water, but there was really no option, and it
was literally one hundred degrees.) I went in and asked for two bottles of
water in broken Italian and apparently charmed the shopkeeper. He said a couple
things I didn’t understand, then asked me where I was from (which I did
understand!) to which I replied. After one more sentence I couldn’t understand,
I shrugged and said cheerfully, “Hablo Espanol!” He laughed, patted me on the
back, and handed me a bag of chips as I left. I felt a little bashful as I sat
down outside with the others. A couple minutes later, the shopkeeper came over
and sat with us, introducing himself as Antonio and asking all of our names. He
was obviously flirting with me, but I think it was quite innocent. He called
over an old man to come help translate. The old man was hilarious and relayed
the message, “Little kiss from you,” pointing at me. Antonio pointed to his
cheek, and I laughed. I mimed the air kiss on each side from across the table
but he shook his head. I then explained, in Italian, that I had a boyfriend to
which he responded by showing me his wedding ring…. He asked why my boyfriend
wasn’t here, and I explained that I was a student and he was a guitarist in
Detroit. The old man was amused and got up. Antonio went and got another bag of
chips for us from inside the shop. Then he called his other friend over, closer
to his age. The friend laughed at everything Antonio said disapprovingly. I
think he was refusing to translate out of embarrassment. He did say, “It’s a
joke,” several times, and it really did seem innocent. Don’t worry, we were in
a very public place and my hand was on my purse!
We changed the subject by asking for directions to get to a
castle, and they helped, gave us a new map, and walked away for awhile. As we
were leaving, Antonio came over, asking one more time for a kiss on the cheek,
so I half-obliged by giving an air-kiss near the cheek. It was still pretty
funny and he laughed and walked away. Then the old guy asked why he didn’t get
one, so my friend did the same.
This was all very silly and uncomfortable but it did make the
day a lot more interesting!
Our next destination was a castle up a hill. It was pretty
steep. Your typical hike up a hill in the heat. And then we felt like we didn’t
really have time to go in the castle, plus it was kinda pricey. So we enjoyed
the view for a few and went back down! We looked for dinner for awhile, and
everything was closed. It wasn’t until after retrieving our stuff from the
b&b and heading toward the train station that we found an open place! One
more pizza, and I was a little pizza-ed out, though it was hard to believe. We
got on the train, which was cheap again but much nicer. It was also quite late,
but I took the whole time to study for my Ancient Rome midterm, which was the
next day!
Honestly, I wouldn’t really recommend Naples. But I’m glad I
went, and we definitely made the most of it.